The Republic of Caffiend is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 480 million Caffiendians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.
The thriving Caffiendian economy, worth 28.4 trillion coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,108 coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
Adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffiend's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Caffiend is ranked 24,141st in the world and 106th in Starlight for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 53.18 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Caffiend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Caffiend, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
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