The Republic of Caesaristan is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working population of 935 million Caesaristanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Caesaristanian economy, worth 42.1 trillion marks a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,982 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caesaristan's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Caesaristan is ranked 278,869^th in the world and 1^st in baucau for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.