The Princeps Civitatis Primus of Caesar Augustus is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.782 billion Caesar Augustusians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caesar Augustusian economy, worth 507 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,748 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Caesar Augustus's national animal is the fox.

Caesar Augustus is ranked 68,390^th in the world and 125^th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,484.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.