The Barangay of Cabuco is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.224 billion Cabucoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cabucoan economy, worth 104 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 32,455 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, there's a bright dawn ahead for Cabuco, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabuco's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Cabuco is ranked 286,918^th in the world and 6^th in Trece Martires for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.