The Barangay of Cabezas is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 3.219 billion Cabezasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Cabezasian economy, worth 89.8 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 27,899 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabezas's national animal is the carabao.

Cabezas is ranked 238,042^nd in the world and 5^th in Trece Martires for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.