NATION

PASSWORD

Bears
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,939thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,437thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,654th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Burzyansky District

Population543 million

CurrencyDucat
AnimalBear

The Republic of Burzyansky District is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 543 million Burzyansky Districtians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Burzyansky Districtian economy, worth 51.5 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,825 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burzyansky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burzyansky District is ranked 68,122nd in the world and 504th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 140.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,939thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,437thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,654th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : Burzyansky District was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Burzyansky District is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Burzyansky District, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.

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