The Kingdom of Burmese is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 279 million Burmeseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Burmesean economy, worth 13.9 trillion Kyats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,691 Kyats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the government forces Burmeseans to eat their vegetables, women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Burmese's national animal is the Peacock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Burmese is ranked 122,312^th in the world and 8^th in ASEAN for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,697.27 Standard Monetary Units.