Population | 6.109 billion |
Capital | Victreebell |
Leader | President hzbdgeievwhsi |
Faith | Cult that believes Dialga is pretty cool |
Currency | Petal Blizzard |
Animal | Bulbasaur |
The Greatest Grass Starter of Bulbasaur reichpact is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President hzbdgeievwhsi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.109 billion Venasaurs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victreebell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Venasaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,648 trillion Petal Blizzards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 433,606 Petal Blizzards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,980,985 per year while the poor average 4,937, a ratio of 806 to 1.
It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Petal Blizzard charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bulbasaur reichpact's national animal is the Bulbasaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult that believes Dialga is pretty cool.
Bulbasaur reichpact is ranked 39,136th in the world and 2nd in The Flower of the Dawn for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bulbasaur reichpact was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Bulbasaur reichpact lodged a message on the The Flower of the Dawn Regional Message Board.
- : Bulbasaur reichpact was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Petal Blizzard charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Venasaurian humor gets.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, the Small Council has more than a little influence.