The Democracy of Bubblekirby is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nobler Wobblewonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.787 billion Bubblekirbyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H20 Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bubblekirbyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,655 trillion Gamebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 263,990 Gamebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, bigly crowds of election officials can be spotted at music festivals, and there is one competing standard. Crime is totally unknown. Bubblekirby's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bubblekirby is ranked 130,366^th in the world and 6^th in Free Thought for Largest Black Market, with 1.54 trillion Standard Monetary Units.