The Rogue Nation of BSN89 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.653 billion BSN89ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient BSN89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,411 coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN89's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agape.

BSN89 is ranked 308,331^st in the world and 700^th in Mikes Hope for Most Cultured, scoring 7 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.