The Stevige Blonde of Brugse Zot is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blondje with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, humorless population of 25.521 billion Brugse Zotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brugse Zot City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The powerhouse Brugse Zotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 89,166 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,411 per year while the poor average 18,385, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and BZ-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brugse Zot's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Brugse Zot is ranked 238,968^th in the world and 84^th in Vlaanderen for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.