The Days When The Rains Came of Brown Eyed Girl is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Van Morrison with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.44 billion Brown Eyed Girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irish Heartbeat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Brown Eyed Girlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion skippin and a jumpins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,739 skippin and a jumpins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,217 per year while the poor average 21,295, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Visitors to Brown Eyed Girl are microchipped and must be escorted by a Brown Eyed Girlian soldier - even to the bathroom, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown Eyed Girl's national animal is the laughin and a runnin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sha-la-la-la-la.

Brown Eyed Girl is ranked 21,180^th in the world and 90^th in Stereo Hearts for Most Corrupt Governments, with 96.32 kickbacks per hour.