The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.53 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,993 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,679 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Brown beetles is ranked 973^rd in the world and 86^th in World of Beetles for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,288.44 pounds of wildlife per square mile.