The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.566 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brownian economy, worth a remarkable 2,007 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 265,324 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Brown beetles is ranked 345^th in the world and 19^th in World of Beetles for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,973.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.