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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 624thMost Pacifist: 733rd
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Brown beetles

Population3.804 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Brown beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.804 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Brownian economy, worth 751 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 197,436 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, atheists on vacation find Athyism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Brown beetles is ranked 32,989th in the world and 12th in World of Beetles for Most Influential, scoring 1,293 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 624thMost Pacifist: 733rdNicest Citizens: 733rdLargest Welfare Programs: 775thSafest: 878thMost Inclusive: 948thLeast Corrupt Governments: 992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,452ndHighest Food Quality: 1,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,730thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,173rdLargest Governments: 2,263rdBest Weather: 2,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,569thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,607thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,772ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,828thLowest Crime Rates: 3,041stMost Developed: 3,070thMost Cultured: 3,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,576thSmartest Citizens: 3,715thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,114thMost Efficient Economies: 4,283rdMost Secular: 5,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,190thHighest Average Incomes: 7,777thMost Income Equality: 8,657thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,645th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, atheists on vacation find Athyism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Brown beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Brown beetles, the official Brownian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.

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