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Largest Gambling Industry: 19thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25thFattest Citizens: 26th
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Corporate Police State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Brotherhood of nod

Population27.591 billion

Capitalsarajevo
Leaderkane
Faithorder of kane

Currencytiberium crystal
Animalveinhols

The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by kane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.591 billion Brotherhood of nodians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sarajevo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brotherhood of nodian economy, worth an astonishing 18,161 trillion tiberium crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 658,248 tiberium crystals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,107,912 per year while the poor average 44,974, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.

Bug burgers are extra crunchy, actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them, and requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Brotherhood of nod's national animal is the veinhols, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is order of kane.

Brotherhood of nod is ranked 3,881st in the world and 74th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,716.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 19thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25thFattest Citizens: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdMost Avoided: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 39thMost Corrupt Governments: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74thMost Ignorant Citizens: 74thLargest Mining Sector: 83rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 127thHighest Average Incomes: 150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 215thHighest Economic Output: 215thMost Primitive: 243rdMost Armed: 287thMost Devout: 359thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 416thMost Efficient Economies: 451stRudest Citizens: 641stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,881stLargest Governments: 5,200thLargest Populations: 6,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,094thLargest Black Market: 8,720thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,911thMost Stationary: 10,006thMost Influential: 13,013thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,784thMost Conservative: 21,071stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,401stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,349th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 162nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 515th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, bug burgers are extra crunchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Brotherhood of nod was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, you can tell when Brotherhood of nodians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.

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