The Republic of Broken Heart- is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 335 million Broken Heart-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The thriving Broken Heart-ian economy, worth 14.0 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,754 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 118,364 per year while the poor average 11,771, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Broken Heart-'s national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Broken Heart- is ranked 303,723^rd in the world and 253^rd in Charleslandia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.