The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 30.22 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 3,697 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,360 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 271,881^st in the world and 17^th in Novapax for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.