The State of British Knights is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 14.255 billion British Knightsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong British Knightsian economy, worth 777 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,525 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, British Knights has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of British Knights in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. British Knights's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

British Knights is ranked 145,391^st in the world and 2^nd in Windsor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.58 kickbacks per hour.