Population | 5.993 billion |
Capital | Meatopia Prime |
Leader | Philip Kabob |
Faith | Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox |
Currency | Paw |
Animal | Fox |
The Federal Republic of Brisketania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Philip Kabob with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.993 billion Brisketanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meatopia Prime. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Brisketanian economy, worth 565 trillion Paws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,277 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brisketania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox.
Brisketania is ranked 81,467th in the world and 1,849th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 349.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brisketania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Brisketania endorsed The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Brisketania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Brisketania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Brisketania was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Brisketania was endorsed by The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 105 » Beblahbleblo, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Eleuthelrium, Chernaya Zvezda, Ebonhand, PenguinPies, Wehraboos, Farengeto, Kringalia, The Haughtherlands, Froshar, Nowa Europa, Ostavaria, Great Lothian, Amerion, Rebel-topia, Altnavia, Saciu, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Tsunamy, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, ARIAPOLIS01, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Khnomania, Galactya, Bonobiana, Curlyhoward, North Pernambuco, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Tanyaland, Estival, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Empire of Pekoland, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, and 55 others.Alvira, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Doundaly, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Lilli Lands, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Purestan, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Inner Albania, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Marre, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Albend, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Lans Isles, Meglomania, Corthsri, 1 000 000 000, and Janoi Donacen.