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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,751stMost Influential: 5,880thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,209th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.978 billion

CapitalMeetopia Prime
LeaderPhilip Kabob
FaithHoly Sacrament of the Blue Fox


The Federal Republic of Brisketania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Philip Kabob with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.978 billion Brisketanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meetopia Prime. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The strong Brisketanian economy, worth 156 trillion Paws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,067 Paws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Only persecuted professionals need apply, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brisketania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox.

Brisketania is ranked 223,181st in the world and 8,966th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,751stMost Influential: 5,880thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,209thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,733rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,624thSafest: 20,789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,125th
Least Corrupt Governments: 418th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 424th in the regionMost Average: 470th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 601st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 647th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 726th in the regionSafest: 795th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 884th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 960th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 977th in the region

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