The Armed Republic of Bretoned is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.494 billion Bretonedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Bretonedian economy, worth 219 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,683 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime is moderate. Bretoned's national animal is the Money, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bretoned is ranked 94,548^th in the world and 16^th in Swabia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,154.46 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.