The Meal of Breakfast is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by W․ K․ Kellogg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.132 billion breakfasters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of diner. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong breakfasting economy, worth 518 trillion pancakes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,727 pancakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breakfast's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rise and shine.

Breakfast is ranked 34,651^st in the world and 11^th in Seinfeld for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.