The Republic of Brandenburg is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Minister Joel Yeager with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.864 billion Brandenburgers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Platterhof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The strong Brandenburgish economy, worth 584 trillion euromarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,934 euromarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brandenburg's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

Brandenburg is ranked 126,152^nd in the world and 9^th in Germany for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,131.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.