The Great Nation of Brabodos is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gregory Freid with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 35.671 billion Brabodese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsfield. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Brabodosian economy, worth a remarkable 8,683 trillion Braboes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,436 Braboes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Brabodese can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brabodos's national animal is the Kingsfield Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Brabodos.

Brabodos is ranked 1,449^th in the world and 2^nd in Eastern Roman Empire for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 32,227.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.