The Holy Imperial Grand Duchy of Boylay Donitratons is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Prince Sar Jonas of Boylay with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.966 billion Boylayins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weisengen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The powerhouse Boylay Donitratonsian economy, worth 849 trillion Gold Pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,665 Gold Pennies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 479,994 per year while the poor average 14,623, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Boylay Donitratons's national animal is the Red Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Falmardic Rite Catholicism.

Boylay Donitratons is ranked 13,929^th in the world and 2^nd in United Christian Empires of the West for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,463.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.