The Republic of Borzinsky District is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 610 million Borzinsky Districtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.
The thriving Borzinsky Districtian economy, worth 62.9 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,039 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,000 per year while the poor average 20,049, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.
Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and Borzinsky District is renowned for its lax gun laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borzinsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Borzinsky District is ranked 74,189th in the world and 62nd in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,073.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, Borzinsky District is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- :
Borzinsky District was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, discarded pennies litter the streets.
- : Following new legislation in
Borzinsky District, voters are one of the nation's top imports.










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