The Constitutional Monarchy of Bormiremoreark is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 93 million Bormiremorearkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The Bormiremorearkian economy, worth 4.28 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,005 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormiremoreark's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bormiremoreark is ranked 80,975^th in the world and 13^th in Paladin Astralblitz for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,547.4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.