The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Borealicar is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Empurress Choco with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.864 billion Borealicariis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catistan. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The powerhouse Borealicarii economy, worth 167 trillion E Pills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 90,101 E Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, the Borealicarii Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Borealicar's national animal is the Cow but Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheistic Cat Worship.

Borealicar is ranked 169,329^th in the world and 329^th in Starlight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 550.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.