The Kingdom of BONOISE is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-working population of 185 million BONOISEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The strong BONOISEian economy, worth 10.8 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,313 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, air purifiers fight smoke machines on BONOISEian stage setups, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in BONOISE City. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. BONOISE's national animal is the goats.

BONOISE is ranked 323,958^th in the world and 2^nd in annaba for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.