The Bijou Boudoir Band of Bohemians is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.079 billion Bohemians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Bohemiansian economy, worth 278 trillion Songs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 13,865 Songs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohemians's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bohemians is ranked 272,885^th in the world and 2^nd in Fascist Free Territories for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -17.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.