The Federal Republic of BMY is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.481 billion BMYians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The very strong BMYian economy, worth 417 trillion BMY Shareses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,844 BMY Shareses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,738 per year while the poor average 13,137, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BMY's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BMY is ranked 132,854^th in the world and 3^rd in NYSE for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 556.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.