The Colony of BM33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.203 billion BM33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient BM33ian economy, worth 655 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,113 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BM33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

BM33 is ranked 265,614^th in the world and 1^st in Benito Mussolini for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.