The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 45.357 billion Blue Marlinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Blue Marlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion reels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,110 reels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax reels each year, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Marlin's national animal is the marlin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Blue Marlin is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Caribbean for Most Primitive, scoring zero on the Scary Big Number Scale.