The Community of Blue Laws is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Patriarch of The Faithful with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.426 billion Blue Lawsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of God. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The thriving Blue Lawsian economy, worth 537 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,381 Florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Blue Laws's national animal is the White Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Remember the Sabbath Day to Keep it Holy.

Blue Laws is ranked 160,250^th in the world and 5^th in Sentosa for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,738.59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.