The Republic of Blu Medic is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.918 billion Blu Medicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.7%.

The Blu Medician economy, worth 134 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,148 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blu Medic's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blu Medic is ranked 255,143^rd in the world and 1,746^th in Remembrance for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.