The Empire of Blobian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Agent Biscutt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.736 billion Blobians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobia. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion blobins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,839 blobins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, the treehouse in Blob Park is the tallest building in Blobian, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobian's national animal is the blob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blob.

Blobian is ranked 286,032^nd in the world and 1^st in The Blobian Empire for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,388.15 Standard Monetary Units.