The Democratic Republic of Bleksanz is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jarosław Gosiewski with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.428 billion Bleksansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trentris. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bleksansian economy, worth 867 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,045 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleksanz's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Bleksanz is ranked 109,895^th in the world and 24^th in Modorra for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.