The Republic of Ble Unia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 250 million Ble Unians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ble Unian economy, worth 7.81 trillion Efoateses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 31,232 Efoateses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, there's a bright dawn ahead for Ble Unia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the entire entry for Ble Unia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ble Unia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ble Unia is ranked 22,621^st in the world and 1^st in Golden egg for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.