The Socialist State of Blargoblarg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Kyulen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.815 billion Blargoblargers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amaretto. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Blargoblarger economy, worth a remarkable 8,290 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,066 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Blargoblarger satellites can detect it, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blargoblarg's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Blargoblarg is ranked 333^rd in the world and 1^st in Zeesh for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7,633.21 pounds of wildlife per square mile.