The Federal Oligarchy of Blanjiland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Oligarch Blanjipan Tirole with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.344 billion Blanjis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herning. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Blanji economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion Blanjs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,144 Blanjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanjiland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Blanjiland is ranked 7,827^th in the world and 1^st in Blanjiland Economic Authority for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,875.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.