NATION

PASSWORD

Evil is our business, and business is good.
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,919th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Black Hat Org

Population1.554 billion

LeaderBlack Hat
FaithSatanism

CurrencySoul
AnimalCreatures of the Abyss

The Dominion of Black Hat Org is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Black Hat with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.554 billion Black Hat Orgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Black Hat Orgian economy, worth 221 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,443 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, and childhood friends of Black Hat are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Hat Org's national animal is the Creatures of the Abyss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Black Hat Org is ranked 119,013th in the world and 2nd in Chaos Insurgency for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,193.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,174thTop
10%
Most Devout: 18,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,516thLargest Mining Sector: 28,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,967thHighest Average Incomes: 29,386th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, childhood friends of Black Hat are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
  • : Black Hat Org was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.

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