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Here be warriors...
Most Armed: 1,258thHighest Crime Rates: 1,700thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,734th
The Syndicate of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Black Flag Pirates

Population2.93 billion

CapitalMetropoli Atoll
LeaderArbiter
Faithpsychadelicc ghost pirates

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalViper

The Syndicate of Black Flag Pirates is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arbiter with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.93 billion Pirates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropoli Atoll. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Piratic economy, worth 491 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,721 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Piratic ambassadors, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Black Flag Pirates's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is psychadelicc ghost pirates.

Black Flag Pirates is ranked 83,654th in the world and 7th in Pirate Paradise for Most Developed, scoring 66.26 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 1,258thHighest Crime Rates: 1,700thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,734thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,080thFattest Citizens: 2,282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,681stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,934thHighest Drug Use: 3,017thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,111thRudest Citizens: 3,194thMost Avoided: 3,319thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,768thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,927thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,559thLargest Retail Industry: 8,824thMost Inclusive: 11,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,019thMost Secular: 15,764thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,399thSmartest Citizens: 26,589thLargest Black Market: 27,414thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,991stMost Cultured: 30,105thLargest Publishing Industry: 30,551st
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10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Piratic ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, tens of thousands of Pirates rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Viper hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Black Flag Pirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Drug Use.

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