The Colony of BL33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 27.824 billion BL33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped BL33ian economy, worth 827 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,723 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

BL33 is ranked 296,330^th in the world and 1^st in Basque League for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,281.74 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.