The Free Land of Bjornstjerne Bjornson is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.301 billion Bjornstjerne Bjornsonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The powerhouse Bjornstjerne Bjornsonian economy, worth 613 trillion Norwegian Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 84,044 Norwegian Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the same 7301 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bjornstjerne Bjornson's national animal is the Poem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bjornstjerne Bjornson is ranked 68,949^th in the world and 12^th in Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for Most Beautiful Environments, with 617.03 pounds of wildlife per square mile.