The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 745 million Greg Citizens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey Stall Featured Corporation. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth 72.2 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 96,937 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Leader, the thought of funding space programs drives Leader crazy, and schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them. Crime is moderate. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 255,451^st in the world and 9^th in New Atlantica for Largest Populations, with 745 million capita.