The Johnathitanion Borderlands of Billy Bob Johnathan is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Johnny Mc Tylenhauser-Bobbsworth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 972 million Mexicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyler City. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Billy Bob Johnathanian economy, worth 81.3 trillion Billys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,609 Billys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A glyph of Johnny Mc Tylenhauser-Bobbsworth is worth a thousand letters, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Billy Bob Johnathan's national animal is the John, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Billy Bob Johnathan is ranked 120,781^st in the world and 71^st in Hell for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 671.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.