The Holy Tan Zombie Nationstates of Bigej is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.062 billion Bigejians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Boat Marina. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bigejian economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,395 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, artists are pillars of society, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigej's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Almighty Sand Crab.

Bigej is ranked 320,032^nd in the world and 578^th in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.