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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Big gay icecreamian economy, worth 601 trillion Big gay icemoneys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,625 Big gay icemoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, there's a bright dawn ahead for Big gay icecream, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big gay icecream's national animal is the Big gay icewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Icecreamyumism.

Big gay icecream is ranked 68,434^th in the world and 20^th in Fukuoka for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,782.27 on the Gilded Widget Scale.