Population | 7.816 billion |
Capital | IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile |
Leader | Mike Bloomburg |
Faith | Icecreamyumism |
Currency | Big gay icemoney |
Animal | Big gay icewolf |
The LDF Genreal Account of Big gay icecream is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mike Bloomburg with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.816 billion LDF Soilders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Big gay icecreamian economy, worth 824 trillion Big gay icemoneys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,503 Big gay icemoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, Big gay icewolves that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big gay icecream's national animal is the Big gay icewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Icecreamyumism.
Big gay icecream is ranked 229,998th in the world and 67th in Fukuoka for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 31.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed.
- : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, Big gay icewolves that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage.
- : Big gay icecream was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Big gay icecream's influence in Fukuoka fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Big gay icecream's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Big gay icecream was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.