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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Big gay icecreamian economy, worth 593 trillion Big gay icemoneys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,747 Big gay icemoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big gay icecream's national animal is the Big gay icewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Icecreamyumism.

Big gay icecream is ranked 78,050^th in the world and 31^st in Fukuoka for Most Beautiful Environments, with 598.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.