The LDF Genreal Account of Big gay icecream is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mike Bloomburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.017 billion LDF Soilders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.

The Big gay icecreamian economy, worth 230 trillion Big gay icemoneys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,337 Big gay icemoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big gay icecream's national animal is the Big gay icewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Icecreamyumism.

Big gay icecream is ranked 122,970^th in the world and 4^th in Fukuoka for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 34.3 Effective Tax Rate.