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Most Secular: 8,707thMost Armed: 11,803rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,807th
The LDF Genreal Account of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Contender
General New Makasta
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Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.816 billion

CapitalIcEcreamTopiaburgsvile
LeaderMike Bloomburg
FaithIcecreamyumism

CurrencyBig gay icemoney
AnimalBig gay icewolf

The LDF Genreal Account of Big gay icecream is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mike Bloomburg with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.816 billion LDF Soilders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Big gay icecreamian economy, worth 824 trillion Big gay icemoneys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,503 Big gay icemoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, Big gay icewolves that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big gay icecream's national animal is the Big gay icewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Icecreamyumism.

Big gay icecream is ranked 229,998th in the world and 67th in Fukuoka for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 31.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Secular: 8,707thMost Armed: 11,803rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,807thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,482ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,263rdLargest Black Market: 22,149thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,914thMost Influential: 23,182ndMost Patriotic: 26,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,287th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, Big gay icewolves that venture near secret military bases are shipped off to prison for espionage.
  • : Big gay icecream was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Big gay icecream's influence in Fukuoka fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Big gay icecream's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Big gay icecream was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Big gay icecream, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.

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